Chat 18 Apr moo, bish. get out the way.
  •  *Mama Cheeks calls*
  • Mama Cheeks: Hey, I was just calling. I had stepped out to go to the store right quick. Good game tonight!
  • Me: Yeah! We (#DaBulls) spanked them!
  • Mama Cheeks: Like they stole somethin'!
  • Me: Yessss!
  • Mama Cheeks: There's a cow in the store.
  • Me: *Scooby Doo confused bark* ... *bursts into giggles* WHAAAAAA? What do you mean?
  • Mama Cheeks: A cow. I guess it's a promo thing for a high school in the area.
  • Me: Wait... *still laughing* What do you mean... a cow? Someone is in a cow costume?
  • Mama Cheeks: No. A painted cow. You know like the ones (the sculptures) downtown?
  • Me: Oh yeah...
  • Mama Cheeks: Mmmhmm.
  • Me: ... But how you gonna just say that outta context like that?! HAHAHA!
  • Mama Cheeks: Because I just saw it in the store!
  • Me: I guess.
  • Mama Cheeks: It said hi to me.
  • Me: *SLAIN*
  •  There is absolutely no way I EVER question where I got my foolishness from.

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