June 2012
3 posts
Size Matters?
(Mama Cheeks on her friend's pomeranian)
Mama Cheeks: He is so cute! Plus he barks and growls all the time.
Me: Yup, small dogs tend to do that to over-compensate.
Mama: Right! He ain't as big as a minute.
Pastries Left Behind
(at the grocery store wif Mama Cheeks)
*Mama Cheeks picks up a Snowball, aka those NASTY Little Debbie cakes*
Me: *screwface* Ew, you like those?
Mama Cheeks: Yes! Ate them all the time at school.
Me: Mama, NO ONE liked those. They were the reject pastries.
Mama Cheeks: I did.
Me: That's weird.
Mama Cheeks: Yes, I am.
Sagging Gives Le Sads
*I'm with Mama Cheeks and we see a dude with THEE saggiest saggy pants evah.*
Me: *points* Ooop! Look at that fool.
Mama Cheeks: Oh my... o_O
Me: That is a shame.
Mama Cheeks: *sees chick with him* I wouldn't even WALK with him.
Me: Hahahaha, forreal, it's like that?
Mama Cheeks: Yup, I'd get out the car and be like... 'ok, gotta go' and dash outta there.
Me: *DEAD*
